uhstop:

all I want is one bestfriend that I can do everything with go shopping, go on cute little friend dates, starbucks trips, watch a movie with, text all day, sleepover and even more. I just want one good friend not a billion fake ones. 

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

methproblem:

chickensandwich:

i heard your penis is like a thumb

albionoutcast:

marypopandlockins:

there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me